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If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
 Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout..! run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

 


 

This Says It All

Time passes.
Life happens.
Distance separates.
Children grow up.
Hearts break.
Careers end.
Jobs come and go.
Parents die.
Colleagues forget favors.
Men don't call when they say they will.

BUT..........

Girlfriends are there, no matter how much time and how many
miles are between you
A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her can reach.
When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk
it for yourself, your girlfriends will be on the valley's rim,
cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening
on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end.
Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you.
Or come in and carry you out.
Daughters, Daughter-in-laws, sisters, sisters-in-law, mother,
mother-in-law, aunties, nieces, cousins, extended family, and
friends bless our life!

The world wouldn't be the same without them,
and neither would I.

When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of
the incredible joys or sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know
how much we would need each other.

Every day, we need each other still.


 


 

INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the 
Lovey Dovey applications, which operated flawlessly under

Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as MLB 0.4,NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. as well as

 Porn video 2.0

My Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate



 


 

Acquired Paint Shop Pro Syndrome
The Center for Disease Control today announced the identification of a new disease!

Tentatively named Acquired Paint Shop Pro Syndrome, the disease is highly infectious. Scientists at CDC say the disease is caused by a bacillus called staphlo aibrush because of its brush like shape. Under the microscope the bacillus is long and slender with a bristle like appendage at one end.

Symptoms of the disease include feverish babbling of words, such as font, blade, image, fill, and talking about invisible friends such as Kitty poo, Luv2paint, and QueenFont etc. Additionally, symptoms include feverish trading and storing of filters, masks and plug-ins, and a "groaning Graphics folder".

The disease is especially dangerous because not only can it be passed along dire ctly from one infected individual to another, but documented cases have been found where the sufferer caught the disease from reading a tutorial or joining a graphics exchange group.

Family members should be aware that while the disease may occasionally enter remission, it is at present incurable.

The patient should be given a quiet corner with a comfortable chair, ample supply of snack type treats, and good lighting. Interruptions should be minimized.